Text copyright © Terri Mauro, About.com Parenting Special Needs.
Artwork copyright © Bobbie Peachey, About.com Web Clip Art.
All rights reserved.
Lyrics:
(to the tune of "I'll Be Home for Christmas")
We'll be ill for Christmas.
You can count on that.
There'll be snot,
Oh, quite a lot,
And vomit by the vat.
Christmas Eve will find us
Fighting with the flu.
We'll be ill for Christmas,
Contagious and full of goo.
We'll be ill for Christmas.
Santa, stay away!
Don't come near,
Bad germs are here,
They'll slay you in your sleigh.
Leave us meds and tissues,
Throw them through the flue.
We'll be ill this Christmas,
Infectious and feeling blue.
