My "Special-Needs Christmas Carols" are now available on Christmas cards to download, print, fold, and send for a funny holiday greeting that's true to your family's experience. Follow the link to a page on which you can read the front and inside text and download the card of your choice.
1. We Won't Go
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Front text is a humorous carol sung to the tune of "Let It Snow." Choose from a variety of inside messages.
2. I'm Dreaming of a Quiet Christmas
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Front text is a humorous carol sung to the tune of "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas." Choose from a variety of inside messages.
3. Too-Silent Night
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Front text is a humorous carol sung to the tune of "Silent Night." Choose from a variety of inside messages.
4. Echolalia Bells
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Front text is a humorous carol sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells." Choose from a variety of inside messages.
5. We'll Be Ill This Christmas
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Front text is a humorous carol sung to the tune of "I'll Be Home for Christmas." Choose from a variety of inside messages.
6. Have a Hypoallergenic Christmas
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Front text is a humorous carol sung to the tune of "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas." Choose from a variety of inside messages.
7. Trouble on the Rooftop
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Front text is a humorous carol sung to the tune of "Up on the Rooftop." Choose from a variety of inside messages.
8. You Better Watch Out
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Front text is a humorous carol sung to the tune of "Santa Clause Is Coming to Town." Choose from a variety of inside messages.
9. All I Want for Christmas Is a Good Night's Sleep
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Front text is a humorous carol sung to the tune of "All I Want for Christmas Is a Good Night's Sleep." Choose from a variety of inside messages.
10. There Goes Routine
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Front text is a humorous carol sung to the tune of "Here Comes Santa Claus." Choose from a variety of inside messages.
11. Carol of the Mall
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Front text is a humorous carol sung to the tune of "Carol of the Bells." Choose from a variety of inside messages.
12. Hark, the Relatives Complain
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Front text is a humorous carol sung to the tune of "Hark the Herald Angels Sing." Choose from a variety of inside messages.
